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Thursday, February 17, 2005

Pet Peeve #1

Today's pet peeve is the wonderfully considerate guys who use the Men's Room by my office. Don't get me wrong, I understand people sweat and excrete other fluids from their body, but PLEASE CLEAN UP afterwards. Why is it that every time I walk in to do #2 there is someone's ass-sweat print on the toilet along with some lovely ass-lint. How come I don't have this problem? I don't leave ass-prints after I leave. My ass is clean and sweat-free at work. And what kind of scivvies do these guys wear that create this much lint???

I have a few recommendations: 1) If you sweat that much, Powder! 2) Buy better undies. I prefer A&F boxers--soft, cotton/lycra blend, NO LINT! and 3) Clean up when you are done!!!

3 Simple rules... Everybody spread the word.

1 comments from the peanut gallery ·

1 Comments:

At 2/21/2005 10:16 PM, Blogger Scottie's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

Ok, Ok, you win!!! I take ass-sweat over an unflushed-plug any day! :gag:

 

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