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Friday, December 30, 2005

Season Greetings

"Ah Florida... just think! Somewhere in this state, Jeb Bush is eating a live puppy." -Stewie Family Guy

The day after Christmas we were driving around Moronville and drove past Petland when I had this thought: Those puppies had to spend their first Christmas alone. I almost started crying.

I'm such a chick.

"I've got to know where do lonely hearts go? Because nobody ought to be all alone on Christmas"

I just feel so bad for those poor babies! I have to not think about their cute snotty little noses pressed against the plexiglass. I can't imagine them whimpering because they are hungry, lonely, and miss their mommies?

Ok, sorry for bringing everyone down. Gotta not think about that stuff.

Happy thoughts. Happy thoughts. . . Help me out here people!


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