American 'Mo

So each year I tune in to see what kinds of train-wrecks make it through to American Idol, and it seems that each year there are more and more Mo's getting through. Don't believe me? Check this shit:

Season 1:

• Jim Verraros (Adorable, and went on to perform in Eating Out 1 & 2 as well as release a sexually-charged CD)
• RJ Helton (took him long enough to come out)
  

Season 2:

• Clay Aiken (Oh, Who didn't see that one coming?)

Season 4:

• Mario Vazquez (mysteriously disappeared)

Season 5:

• No one of importance
  

Season 6:

• Sanjaya Malakar (either gay, or just really unfortunate)
  

Season 7:

• David Hernandez (Male Stripper...couldn't sing that great)
• Danny Noriega (Duuuuuhhhh)
• David Archuleta (Twink in Training)
  

Season 8:

• Adam Lambert (have you seen the videos?)
  
• Nathaniel Marshall (gayer than christmas)
• Nick Mitchell (just a hunch ;-) )
• Von Smith (straight men don't caterwaul like that)
  

Now, I might have missed someone, sorry, but this is just my own opinion in cases where the 'Mo-ness is not confirmed. Just sayin'.

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