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Wednesday, March 4, 2009

American 'Mo

So each year I tune in to see what kinds of train-wrecks make it through to American Idol, and it seems that each year there are more and more Mo's getting through. Don't believe me? Check this shit:

Season 1:
  • Jim Verraros (Adorable, and went on to perform in Eating Out 1 & 2 as well as release a sexually-charged CD)
  • RJ Helton (took him long enough to come out)
Season 2:
  • Clay Aiken (Oh, Who didn't see that one coming?)
Season 4:
  • Mario Vazquez (mysteriously disappeared)
Season 5:
  • No one of importance
Season 6:
  • Sanjaya Malakar (either gay, or just really unfortunate)
Season 7:
  • David Hernandez (Male Stripper...couldn't sing that great)
  • Danny Noriega (Duuuuuhhhh)
  • David Archuleta (Twink in Training)
Season 8:
  • Adam Lambert (have you seen the videos?)
  • Nathaniel Marshall (gayer than christmas)
  • Nick Mitchell (just a hunch ;-) )
  • Von Smith (straight men don't caterwaul like that)
Now, I might have missed someone, sorry, but this is just my own opinion in cases where the 'Mo-ness is not confirmed. Just sayin'.

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1 Comments:

At 3/05/2009 2:14 AM, Blogger naechstehaltestelle's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

Haha, gayer than Christmas. I enjoy the Mo's every year. Otherwise it's just a bunch of boring ass people singing terrible songs.

 

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