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Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Mick Jagger

Alright, something strange is going on. Last night I was watching tv when suddenly my upper lip started to tingle and feel kind of numb. After a while it became a bit of a nuisance so I was whining to J about it and he said "you're swollen!" So, I went into the bathroom and looked in the mirror...::shriek!::

My upper lip was so swelled up that I looked like I'd just gotten bad collagen! I thought "WTF is this shit?" and then decided to take an antihistamine and go to bed; hoping that it would go away by morning.

::alarm going off::

When I got up this a.m. I didn't really think anything of my mouth until I went into the bathroom and saw that Mick Jagger was still staring back at me. It may not be obvious to others, but it's driving me crazy!!! What kind of strange allergic reaction is this? Thankfully I had an appointment with my doc set up for today anyway, so he's going to have to help calm me down. I look like I got caught in the pool drain.

1 Comments:

At 7/26/2005 9:51 PM, Blogger honeykbee's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

I told you to keep your face out of there. See what happens!?

 

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