The More I Love Myself

..The More I Will Be Loved

-Edina Monsoon "AbFab"

So last night I came to a harsh realization -- SlimFast is neither Slimming, nor is it for me. I think I have the only body that actually thrives on SlimFast. I started it about 3 months ago and put away my scale. I thought: "I can't stare at the scale every day." -- Another bad idea.

Apparently my body actually enjoys slimfast..and a lack of attention (unlike the rest of me). I hopped on the scale last night and found that I'd managed to gain 10 lbs in the 3 months of SlimFast. WTF is that???

So, today, I went back to a normal eating schedule, but am starting to add some more exercise into my day. I am determined to be back to being healthy looking by summer.

As part of that appearance-concern, I decided it was time for trimming. Ok folks, don't grab the trimmers when you are feeling bad about yourself already. I started on my chest as I normally do, but somehow slipped and managed to shave a landing strip in over one nipple. Of course that looks retarded, so I thought, well, I better finish the job.

I then proceeded to finish up the rest of my chest at the same length. Unfortunately, the charge was spent on my trimmers about a half way through the procedure. I wasn't going to walk around looking like I came down with mange, so i grabbed j's trimmers and finished things off. However, his trimmers are at a different setting than mine...and now... Let's just say Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very Fuzzy. Was he?

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