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Thursday, February 16, 2006

Dubyatards

Bill Engvall has a funny schtick going about "Here's Your Sign." Where he talks abou handing people a "stupid" sign to wear so that other people are warned of said person's stupidity.

Funny, that it seems the stupid people are putting up their own signs without even realizing they are doing it.

This morning, on the commute in, we experienced another idiot slamming on their brakes in traffic for no apparent reason.

· The car in front of her was 50 feet ahead
· There was no squirrel running out in front of her
· Rapture had not occurred and her car was, indeed, manned

Nope, but she was wearing her sign; prominently displayed in her rear window was a simple "W" sticker. Subtle? yes. Accurate? yes indeed.

I like this new trend of signage (even though it screams of nazi-era behavior). I often see a stupid person driving and then smack myself and say "oops...I didn't see their sign!"

Warning to my readers: There are several variations of "the sign":

· W
· Vote Freedom, Vote Santorum (as if that wasn't an oxymoron)
· Sodomy is NOT a Family Value
· Guns don't kill people, Abortion Clinics kill people
· My Child is an Honor Student at ______ School
· Marriage = Man + Woman

2 Comments:

At 2/17/2006 12:12 AM, Blogger Amanda's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

I have a fucking stroke when I see those "Marriage = Man + Woman" stickers.

Today's word verification is Rikkia. I think I went to high school with a girl by that name...

 
At 2/18/2006 12:55 AM, Blogger honeykbee's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

How about the "abortion stops a beating heart" stickers? Yeah, those are my personal favorites. BECAUSE THEY'RE CLINICALLY ACCURATE

Today's word verification brough to you by the letter "e".
"E" as in "exgwq".

 

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