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Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Queen Killers!

I love queen, but Idol tonight generally sucked.

Last week, I had my ideas of what I thought they should sing:

Ace: Bicycle Race or Killer Queen (he better not try to do Bohemian Rhapsody a
la Constantine)
Bucky: Fat-Bottomed Girls (an ode to Mandisa)
Chris: Under Pressure
Elliot: We are the Champions
Katherine: Somebody to Love
Kelly: Crazy Little Thing Called Love
Paris: Radio Ga-Ga
Taylor: Another One Bites the Dust (he's got the Hey's and yeah's down)

Instead, what really happened:

Ace: We are the Champions (what was he thinking?)
Bucky: Fat Bottomed Girls (got that one)
Chris: Innuendo (I didn't even know that one...however, he
sounded like a goat)
Elliot: Somebody to love (ouch..that sucked)
Katherine: Who Wants to Live Forever (another obscure one..but i love it)
Kelly: Bohemian Rhapsody (what was she SMOKING? that was painful!)
Oh, and my god is she stupid! I bet they are ready to smack her!
Paris: The Show Must Go On (another strange choice...seriously
wicked weave she was wearing and the outfit was Pat Benetar circa
1985. She was trying something a bit too big for her britches)
Taylor: Crazy Little Thing Called Love (Fantasia did it better,
but he did ok, even if he did look like he was epileptic)

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