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Tuesday, September 23, 2008

The Hoes on the Bus...

So I'm on the bus this morning going into my usual sensory overload with my iPod and book. You know, minding my business and trying to obliterate everyone else's business from my attention. Suddenly one of those million post-cards comes fluttering out of this chick's magazine. I thought, oh well, we're at a stop so she'll pick it up.

Yeah, well I would be wrong. The bitch just looked at it, and went back to reading her magazine. I looked at her magazine, Elegant Bride and then, of course, had to give her the work-over.
  • Dirty sneakers
  • Houndstooth skirt
  • Tight black tank
  • Long acrylic nails
  • Tattoo on her ankle(indiscernible)
  • 6 months pregnant
Yeah, she's an elegant bride alright. Uh huh.

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4 Comments:

At 9/23/2008 11:34 PM, Blogger ayem8y's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

Sounds about right. Pretty is the bride the sun shines upon.

 
At 9/24/2008 1:34 AM, Blogger naechstehaltestelle's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

Clearly they ran out of the Skanky Bride magazines.

 
At 9/24/2008 9:53 AM, Anonymous neill's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

you left out smacking gum. don't tell me she wasn't smacking her gum.

 
At 9/24/2008 11:42 AM, Anonymous B's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

The hoes on the bus go 'round and 'round.....round and round....round and round....

 

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