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Monday, November 3, 2008

Go Vote

Ok, so in a little more than 24 hours, our country's fate :vote obama: will be decided by the asses, er, masses :vote democrat:.

So all of you Joe the Whatevers, get out there and vote :obama: and tell the world it's time for a change; that we (America) :biden too: are mature enough to handle that responsibility.

Now, there are a lot :mccain sucks donkey dick: of incentives to vote:
  • Making a Change
  • Feeling Good
  • Make a difference
  • Make it Right
  • Other things Michael Jackson sang about in Man in the Mirror...

But, if you need more incentives:
  • Starbucks: Free tall coffee from 8-10am
  • KrispyKreme: Free Donut
  • Ben and Jerrys: Free scoop of yummy goodness from 5-8pm
  • Chik-fil-a: Free Chicken Sandwich (if you are into eating at places that push for right-wing christian values)
  • Eat N' Park: Free Coffee

So there are plenty of incentives :be a maverick, vote democrat: to vote this year. And you know, I'm looking to you to make that change... For once in your life :palin is satan:.

P.S. If you vote for Satan :and by Satan, I mean McCain: don't expect a Christmas card this year.



At 11/04/2008 12:51 AM, Blogger naechstehaltestelle's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

FREE DONUTS FROM KRISPY KREME! I'm flying to the US right now. Btw, your state is so important. I will be watching the results with bated breath.


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