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Thursday, October 23, 2008


So I walked into the mens' room today and ran into Dick at the urinal. I mean, it's not like it's a rare occurance, but I am left confused.

My questions:

  • Do you acknowledge Dick?
  • Do you look at Dick?
  • What if you get caught looking at Dick, what then?
  • Do you engage Dick in conversation?
  • If so, do you say "Hi Dick, how's it going?"
  • What if Dick looks at you? Then do you greet Dick?
  • Then, if I realize that I don't know much about Dick, how far do I take it with Dick?

Really, what is the Dick Protocol? I guess I just have Dick on the brain.

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