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Saturday, February 5, 2005

Good Morning! (yeah right)

This month's Scrooge of the Month award is a tie! Yes, we have two winners.

First up is Miss Wanita Renea Young and her litigious behavior that caused more teenagers across the country to think twice before doing something nice for one of their neighbors. Bravo, Miss Young you really deserve it.

Second up is the cunty Meter Nazi (aka Miss Eva Braun) who must have staked out my car until the very second the meter expired so that she could give me a ticket in the 3 minutes it took for me to get back to the meter. What a FUCKING CUNT!!!

182lb, alcohol units: 2(TGIF), jogged: 1mile in 10 min.(vvg)


Despite my evening's difficulties, I did manage to have myself a nice meal at Piper's Pub. The "Toad in the Hole" was great, yet totally against my diet (Bangers baked into Yorkshire Pudding and covered in Jameson Onion Gravy). That's ok, I'm allowed to celebrate once or twice a week.

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