Today's Revelation

What if I'm a homophobe?

Now hear me out on this one. I was sitting at the school's computer lab before class this a.m. and there was a cute boy working the front desk. I thought "that's a cute boy." He looked normal, boy-next-door cute. So anyways. I didn't think anything more of it, since I'm a kept man. I just went about checking my email, and then I hear some old guy approach the boy at the desk and ask him a question. Then the boy spoke...

My heart sank as I heard the highest, gayest voice burst out of his mouth. He didn't just speak, he inflected the gayest f'ing voice I'd ever heard. A 100,000 fairies pirouetted from his tongue as he lisped his response.

Don't get me wrong, I'm as gay as the day is long, but I'm not THAT f'ing gay. I'm gay because I like MEN, not girls!! Jesus Christ! It's not like I had to F' the guy, it was just the fact that my image of him completely changed just by his voice.

And then I thought, "does that make me homophobic? or at the very least, a hypocrit?"

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