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Sunday, August 7, 2005

Road Rage

Tonight I can add another to my list of targets. Previously, I'd only ever flipped the bird to drivers bearing the "W '04" stickers and random assholes (or is that redundant?). Tonight, I saw some soccer mom anti-christ driving her minivan with a "Marriage = € + " sticker and about killed the driver. First of all, I made assumptions based upon the sticker that the person was a narrow-minded asshole, a bigot, illiterate, or pandering to illiterates.

Did they have to use the symbols that everyone sees on the bathroom doors? Is it because they don't know how to spell "man" or "woman", or is it that they fear that the readers of said piece of filth can't understand those words either. Are these the types of people we want having children with which to fill this soccer-van?

Actually, they are most likely the same people that voted for "W '04". Someone who likes to drive a gas-guzzling tank of a car and who panders to idiots. Again, redundant.

Anywho, this is the type of thing that puts me into a rage while I'm driving my baby down the parkway at 75 mph (I apparently can't read the speed limit signs). I take that back, Speed Limits need to be changed to "Speed Suggestions." Ya know? (just kidding folks, don't get your panties in a twist). All I managed to do was honk my horn and give the unsuspecting twat the finger.

So, I think I should find some clever new bumper sticker on my car...something along the lines of "honk if you voted for W. ...then drive off of a cliff." Yeah, I think that could do it.

2 Comments:

At 8/08/2005 1:07 PM, Blogger honeykbee's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

simmah down nah. it's not worth the blood pressure. Just take solace in the fact that someday they will all be dead, and those that love you, support you.

 
At 8/11/2005 8:08 PM, Blogger Dulcinea's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

Yeah, and when I'm up in arms about bumper stickers (especially pro-life) Doug reminds me that there's something called "Free Speech." And I remind him that free speech should only be for those with something worth listening to. ooh, if I ran the world... *HUGS*

 

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