Rush, Rush...
Rush Caught Again with Rx drugs not prescribed to him. The twist on this story is that, this time, it is not Oxycontin...it's Viagra.
At first I had a good laugh at his erectile dysfunction, and then I had an "Aha!" moment. I realize that there might be some psychology at work in the politics of these right-wing mf-ers.
Just as it is usually the closet homo's that are the biggest homophobes, it seems that those who can't get it up naturally are likely to insult the sexual tastes of others (bitter, party of one!). Also, wasn't it Rush who said those who abuse drugs should be highly punished, yet he got off on probation for his little addiction to oxycontin. What an F'ing Hypocrit!
So, while poor Rush is out there preaching his brand of conservativism, he's backstage popping a pill so that the blood can rush to little Rush. Even though he's currently not married, and therefore could only be using these pills for one of two sins (masturbation or fornication). Rush, Rush...indeed.
Some more hypocritical remarks from the hog:
"I'm appalled at people who simply want to look at all this abhorrent behavior and say, "Hey, you know, we can't control it anymore. People are going to do drugs anyway. Let's legalize it." It's a dumb idea. It's a rotten idea, and those who are for it are purely, 100 percent selfish."
"When you strip it all away, Jerry Garcia destroyed his life on drugs. And yet he's being honored, like some godlike figure. Our priorities are out of whack, folks."
"These tough sentencing laws were instituted for a reason. The American people, including liberals, demanded them. Don't you remember the crack cocaine epidemic? Crack babies and out-of-control murder rates? Liberal judges giving the bad guys slaps on the wrist? Finally we got tough, and the crime rate has been falling ever since, so what's wrong?"
"There's nothing good about drug use. We know it. It destroys individuals. It destroys families. Drug use destroys societies. Drug use, some might say, is destroying this country. And we have laws against selling drugs, pushing drugs, using drugs, importing drugs. And the laws are good because we know what happens to people in societies and neighborhoods, which become consumed by them. And so if people are violating the law by doing drugs, they ought to be accused and they ought to be convicted and they ought to be sent up."
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lol "so the blood can rush to little rush" lolol
Like a true social conservative, he believes that regulations and laws apply to everyone but him.
I was watching a documentary last night about drugs in America, and one of the talking heads was a historian or sociologist who was talking about how the drug laws were borne out of the notion that there are two classes of people -- those who can control themselves while intoxicated, and those who cannot. Which is which? Hint: the latter group collectively contains more melanin. I remember being absolutely floored when I was a freshman in college and learned that cocaine possession is a lesser charge than possession of crack, even though it's the same drug. (Guess who is more likely to use cocaine as opposed to who is more likely to use crack?) Disgusting, isn't it?
Anyway -- Viagra? I was unaware that conservatives had genitalia. I always thought they just split in half and reproduced asexually like amoeba. If nothing else, it explains why they all dress alike.
Today's word: Gukytu.
Gukytu: (exclamation) Used to express surprise, especially revulsion.
"Rush Limbaugh taking Viagra? Gukytu!"
Why not just kill him and get it over with? or at least jail!?
Can you imagine what he would say if someone else, like stern, was caught doing this kinda shit?
He'd want a firing squad. (Then again, so do you)
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