Riding the Bus...

...the short one.

Because people think I exaggerate when I speak about the people who ride my bus, I decided to offer proof. The picture is a little grainy, though not as bad as the infamous Big Foot, but you can see what I mean.

This specimen here is what I call "Tiffany's Ugly Older Sister." I had to be discrete with the camera phone and also don't want to show anyone's face on my blog without their consent, so I don't have a face shot. Trust me, it's just as bad as the back.

Note the bad, 80's hair: It is home-permed with the tell-tale poof in the front and fanned-out sides. The hair has been dyed the customary Clairol Nice 'N Easy 108, Natural Reddish Blonde that all the girls used to lust for while watching Tiffany prance around the food court of their local mall.

The other main area of concern is her outfit from the Kmart Winter '89 collection. Miss Tiff's Sis is sporting an oversized grey button-down over her black and white checked designer-imposter Skidz. I don't know what consignment shop she found these in, or whether she rescued them from the depths of her closet, but she is spot on with the look.

She has also appropriately coordinated her outfit with the pants tucked into a pair of stylish black, faux-suede riding boots and the oversized handbag. You can't see it in this picture, but she also is sporting a pair of oversized, tinted glasses and turquoise eye shadow.

This specimen is in dire need of a "Designer Fag for the Hopeless Hag" make-over.

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