Scott Patrick's The Proverbial Line: Mini-Lift

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Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Mini-Lift

...or Looking Good, Feeling Gorgeous

So, I was going to go in for a full-on facelift, à la Joan Rivers. However, I was just getting ready to go under the knife and received a severe bitching from B. So I decided that just a little dermapeel and some collagen would do the trick.

I nipped a little extra off the bottom, pulled tight the skin on the body, and then injected a small amount of javascript to the header which allows for multiple looks with just a click of the refresh.

So what do you think, darlings? Is it me? Is it art?

Be Honest!

P.S. All five pictures were taken by yours truly in: Phoenix, Sedona, Pittsburgh, and Wytheville, VA

Labels: daily life

1 Comments:

At 7/23/2007 11:35 PM, Beakerz's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...: wait, you really did this?