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Saturday, January 19, 2008

Speakin' of Crazy

...Or, Stupid is as Stupid Does

Ayem8y got me thinkin' with his post about the Obrituary goin' on. I don't want to give She-who-shan't-be-named any more press, but you know if she were back home her people would take care of her! I have southern roots, not as far south as that whack-job, but far enough south to know that she needs to get her ass home!

That kind of behavior just wouldn't be tolerated. She'd have Truvy and Wanda down at Wanda's Sugar Shack (that is a real place) kickin' her scrawny ass home to dry out if she behaved in such a manner. Girlfriend needs a swift kick in the ass as my Momma would say. 'Nuff Said.

I walked into some bookstore last night and saw the following:

Now, those damn bible-thumpers don't need any more weapons! You don't suppose that Ann Cuntler...er...Coulter keeps something like this in her purse, do you? I think there's a storm brewing. Maybe we should start installing metal detectors outside of church. You never know when some born-again is going to go all ginzu on some heathen's ass for being skimpy on their tithing!

This poster just goes to remind me why I love walking into Aberzombie and Bitch:


At 1/20/2008 5:42 AM, Blogger naechstehaltestelle's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

That Bible would be useful in case you're preaching and a ninja appears out of nowhere and you must defend yourself... Of course I'm not allowed to touch a Bible for fear it may sear my skin.


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