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Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Merry Christmas, y'all!

So, as usual, I went to Mom's a few days before Christmas to help her with the Christmas cookies and just relax a bit.

We usually manage to crank out about 10 different types of cookies (about 4-6 dozen of each), and have a few drinks in the process. There were a few changes that were planned for this year, since mom, sis, and I are on diets. We planned to make only 5 different cookies and a half batch of each.

We still partook in some of the Mommy and Me Manhattans, but that's tradition; you don't fuck with tradition.

This year, however, the relaxation part didn't really happen, as we found that we had become Christmas Clutzes. Over the course of a day and a half, we:
  1. Spilled melted butter on the counter
  2. Spilled milk on the other coutner
  3. Dumped flour on me
  4. Slopped bourbon, sugar, butter mixture on me
  5. Dropped a pan of pecan tassies on the floor
  6. Flipped a pan of homemade rolls onto the floor
  7. Made double the dough that we had intended for one cookie
  8. Chipped the measuring cup
Shall I continue? Sheesh...

Anywho, Merry Friggin' Christmas everyone.

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At 12/26/2007 12:26 AM, Blogger Burnt Couch's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

Happy merry merry

 
At 12/28/2007 11:33 PM, Blogger honeykbee's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

Should have just rolled you in the pecans and chocolate at that point

 
At 12/29/2007 10:12 AM, Blogger Scottie's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

that's hot.

 

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