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Sunday, October 2, 2005

Weekend at the Funny Farm

Why? That's all I have to say. Why? Actually, you're not that lucky. I'll tell you the what, before you can ponder the why.

So, I've got a ton for homework to do. I feel like I weight as much as a manatee. Oh, and yesterday I got to sit through my friend's wedding ceremony where the pastor droned on and on about how marriage is the most sacred bond between a man and a woman. He repeated it over and over again to the point where I wanted to push him out of the gazebo we were in. Thankfully, I was too busy being the photographer to deck the yutz.

Then last night I watched "Private Parts" (funny) and today I spent late morning and early afternoon putting together an entertainment system. Then I came home, did homework, put together another entertainment system, watched the "Family Guy" Movie, and now I'm watching "Desperate Housewives." That's a life for ya! Maybe it is because I've not found the right woman to complete me. HAA!


At 10/03/2005 1:11 AM, Blogger Amanda's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

I'd complete you... but I lack the eqipment.

Why the hell did your friend allow this douchebag to say all this shit?

If I ever get married, it's gonna be in the Unitarian church in Squirrel Hill that has the big rainbow flag on it. And I'm going to request that the person officiating go on a diatribe about how love is never unholy.

And afterwards instead of rice, people can throw aborted fetuses.

What? Too much?


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