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Monday, October 8, 2007

Gettin' Old

...Or, One Alzheimer's Joke and I'll...um...I forget

So me and the boys were at breakfast on Saturday (and that's not a euphemism for my balls) and I realized "shit, we're getting old."

I'm not OLD mind you, but getting there. I mean, hell, 11 years ago, I'd still have f*cked me (yeah, I had/have a thing for older guys), but hear me out. We're sitting at breakfast and one of my friends is talking about his hives, another is talking about his aching hip, and I'm whining about a headache and crotch-sweat. We sounded like Dorothea, Rose, and Ma (I'd be Dorothea, you can make your guesses on the other two ;-) ).

Then today at work, one of my coworkers is telling me about how she had to go to the ER this weekend for what turned out to be a UTI. Then another was saying how she keeps losing things, and yet another has a dry, hacking cough that doesn't seem to go away.

I mean, WTF??? none of us are over 40. Why the hell are we acting like this? I guess I should just take my metamucil and some prune juice... L8R!


At 10/09/2007 10:42 PM, Blogger mineIsay's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

While we're at it, let's not forget m ever-aching hip-ass muscle, my hypermobile, currently splinted thumb and my "i'll sieze if you sneeze" back.

At 10/10/2007 12:01 AM, Blogger Nate's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

That video almost made me piss myself.


Speaking of which, I'm going as a woman for Halloween. 2 purple boas, 1 for a tube top, the other for a miniskirt ;D

At 10/10/2007 2:03 AM, Blogger ayem8y's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

Damn you guys sound like your falling apart. I’m 42 and feel great! Except for my tricky knee and sometimes my bursitis acts up and my eczema and edema and rosacia flair up and sometimes my hearing aint so good. Otherwise I feel great, knock on wood... “Come In”... Where’s my scooter...

At 10/10/2007 6:57 AM, Blogger Scott's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

Lysa: I thought that with women it was "I'll pee if I sneeze."
Nate: Don't tell me you know who all those women are...you'd have to be addicted to some warped 80s rewind station (them's my gurls)
Aye: Don't you know...in gay terms, 30 is 40, 40 is 60, and 50 is...well...you know

At 10/10/2007 11:18 PM, Blogger honeykbee's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

I'm considering going to halloween as a woman, too. Should I wear some depends, just in case I sneeze?!

At 10/11/2007 8:56 AM, Blogger naechstehaltestelle's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

Now it's time to start yelling at those damn kids to get off your lawn and to quit playing that damn rock and roll.

At 10/17/2007 10:26 AM, Anonymous B's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

It's Rose darn you, my best friend is Rose! Now I get where HKB got it from


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