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Tuesday, September 11, 2007

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...Or, We really should join together to write our own sitcom*

KillerBee-Otch: "*I* can suck marbles into my mouth from across the room! Dont you think my $300 vaccuum should be able to function after an encounter with a single cat hair?!"

Me: (pointing to hot, half-nekkid cologne-ad model in magazine) Who's that?
Mini-me: (my 24-month-old niece) ::Wide-Eyed:: Daddy! (that's my girl)

Me: So this disabled guy is hobbling down the street with a cane...and notice his t-shirt says "a transportation revolution." Is it wrong to laugh?

PoodleLuvr: Dude. Celestial**?
Me: She's from Jersey

KillerBee-Otch: he made holes that weren't there before

Pryncess: it's always been fucking jersey

**Name changed to protect the living

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At 9/11/2007 10:50 PM, Blogger honeykbee's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

hahahaha jersey hahahahah I can so hear her saying that!

Mmm.. marbles...

 
At 9/11/2007 11:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

holes

 

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