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Thursday, March 6, 2008

Overheard in Pittsburgh


...Or, why I love it here.

Waiting for bus: "I'll meet Yo Ass at da seben-eleben. Call me when Yo Ass git there."
Poor Yo has the most unfortunate last name

Girl in chef uniform: "My SKIN is PEELING off my hand. I can LITERALLY peel OFF my SKIN and stick it to the wall"
Waiter, There's a melanoma in my soup.

Girl 1, two cubes over: "God I need a Spanking!"
Girl 2: "You Need to go home"
Girl 1: "yeah, that's what I'm sayin'!"
Different Strokes...

My Admin: "Scott, Your mail is here. You got some posters and...uh...Four Buckets of TinkerToys?"
Me: "Just put them behind my chair."
Admin: :blink:
Yeah, Don't ask

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5 Comments:

At 3/10/2008 7:36 AM, Blogger naechstehaltestelle's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

Eew for the hand peeling thing. Although, admittedly, I used to love putting glue on my hands and peeling it off.

 
At 3/11/2008 11:33 AM, Blogger honeykbee's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

Omg I had a serious glue problem as a kid. The peeling kind, not the sniffing kind (smartass!). I wonder if there's a word for that...

Heh. You said tinker.

 
At 3/12/2008 1:28 PM, Blogger Burnt Couch's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

lol!! if you put the title first (your cutie comment), then it'd look pretty 'professional' as there are sites that do this kinda stuff. (duh!)

good stuff babe

 
At 5/15/2008 10:31 PM, Blogger Dave's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

Scott, this is Dave Ecklund I believe I know you from way back. I was watching PBS this evening and I found something that we talked about in Econ class about 10 years ago. Check this out! http://www.nanonet.go.jp/english/mailmag/2004/011a.html look at figure 4 my email is david.ecklund@mdch.com
My desk is (703) 390 0935 I live and work in DC, give me a shout and we can continue our discussion.

 
At 5/25/2008 10:33 AM, Blogger Scott's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

Econ? I CLEP'ed out of econ...Don't know ya .. Sorry :(

 

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