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Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Rest In Peace, Old Girl

Some Sophiaisms:
  • I never have that problem! Never! I sleep like a log! I never have to get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I go in the morning. Every morning, like clockwork, at 7am - I pee. Unfortunately I don't wake up 'till 8.
  • Jean likes girls instead of boys - some people prefer cats instead of dogs. I'd rather live with a lesbian than a cat.
  • Well, forgive me. But my arthritis is playing me up. My social security check was late. And I realized today I haven't showered with a man in twenty-two years!
  • I wasn't asleep. I was just resting my eyes so you'd leave me alone. I used to do that with your father. It only worked about half of the time. Asleep, awake - didn't matter to him!
  • Dorothy, where I come from you learn never to turn your back on family! NEVER! When your crazy cousin Nunzio started living with his pet goat, did the family turn their back on him? No. And after a couple of nights neither did the goat.
  • Picture this...


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At 7/23/2008 2:40 AM, Blogger naechstehaltestelle's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

Ahh, what a shame. She was always my favorite.

 
At 7/23/2008 3:14 PM, Blogger honeykbee's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

I'm so glad you posted this. She always cracked me up. Thank you for being a friend.

 

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