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Tuesday, April 5, 2005


Today is such a boring day. I'm just sitting at my desk waiting for the printer to stop printing part of the 2000 full-color pages that I have to print on an inkjet (don't ask). So, I will entertain myself with funny quotes for the week...

IM's that made my week:

"...your bravery is commendable... what we can't seem to figure out is how you managed to bite the penis off the man who tried to take your purse" - Manda

"you goo?" -K

"...jesus wants me to be a missionary" - Joel

"i feel like a human slug" - Manda   
"::pours salt on you and watches::" -Me


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