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Monday, September 12, 2005

Don't Cry for Me

Tonight I had my going-away party after work. A good time was had by all. We laughed, we cried; we shot some alcohol out of our noses. We even had fun with balloon brasiers.

Best of all, I got a sweet subtle revenge on Broomhilda... The bitch had the nerve to show up at my going away party (she even brought her flying monkey). Well... There was a balloon artist there making hats for everyone. So I walked up to her and said, "Make that one a devil hat."

"Why?"

I said, "She's the evil ex boss...I hate her."

To which she laughed and said, "no way!"

Then about 10 minutes later, the balloon lady showed up with a hat containing horns and a devil tail. She handed me this and a balloon pitch fork. Then said, "You may do the honors."

So I walked over and put it on Broomhilda's head. She didn't realize what it was, she thought it was a cute hat like everyone else's. So everyone saw this and started laughing...practically peeing themselves. Then Broomhilda took it off to see what it was... her face was priceless. Revenge was mine. All of her peers AND her new boss saw this...and laughed.

How sweet the taste of it...

2 Comments:

At 9/13/2005 4:08 PM, Blogger honeykbee's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

Good for you, boyfriend, good for you! Where's my beehat? =\

 
At 9/13/2005 4:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

excellent! -pt

 

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