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Monday, September 5, 2005

Yeah, Uh huh.

So tonight I'm watching Nanny Deb try to tame a new batch of wild chillruns...well, half-watching. Then I hear it..."This is a song... for the lonely!!!" Of course, I'm gay, so Cher's voice is kind of like a mating call and thus I look up at the TV.

There are a bunch of full-figured woman in various activities. It was a Weight Watchers commercial. Now, don't get me wrong. I love Cher like the goddess she is and worship the FMP's she walks in, but what does that scrawny bitch know about being overweight and lonely?

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1 Comments:

At 9/06/2005 10:21 PM, Blogger honeykbee's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

Yeah, its not like we can all afford (nor have the desire) to have ribs removed! Maybe she's been a lifetime member since the early 50's?!

Btw, a celine post immediately preceeding a Cher post? My, you're gayer than I thought.

 

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