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Monday, June 5, 2006

Go on, Start Ruing!

In response to my previous post. I've come up with a new way of tormenting those evil-doers [read: inconsiderate smokers].

Since they seem to think that we all have the right to pollute the air...I'm going to start breaking wind any chance I get when standing or walking by smokers that are being rude.

If they have the right to stink up the air...then so do I. Take that!

In the words of Stewie:

I'm going to crap double for you tonight!

I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.

You shall rue this day!

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