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Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Cray-Z

So, I can finally tell y'all, my loyal readers... In less than two weeks I will be out from under the crazy-ass beyotch.

Yes, you read that correctly. I have accepted a position in another department. The managers that I will be working for seem to be really nice and the position is very interesting to me. I will be working for the training and development department doing a variety of work from training to web design to exploring new technology. Fun huh?

Well, not one to let people go without a fight, the crazy-ass beyotch has started her shit again...

Tonight, she emailed me to say that a spreadsheet that i fixed for her was wrong and that she needed me to correct the formulas in it so they could pay someone their final pay.

I did all sorts of research and reviewed the formulas before I found that I was correct (as well as the sheet); she was just misinterpreting it.

Of course, she emails back..."Let's discuss this tomorrow. We may have underpaid some people."

"Um, beyotch, what do you mean by "we?" Just because you didn't ask me to explain the different fields first before you started PAYING people based upon this spreadsheet (for the past 2 months) doesn't make it my problem. Sorry chica. No comprende loco."

Meh.

3 comments from the peanut gallery ·

3 Comments:

At 9/28/2006 2:47 AM, Blogger Amanda's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

Okay, normally I can only barely tolerate Mario Cantone, but the only way to respond to that woman is to suddenly allow oneself to be possessed by the hot-pink-sequined spirit of that tiny little queen and scream "I'm sorry but I don't speak CRAAAAAAZEEEEEEEEEEE!!"

Hehe. I'm so excited about your new job, Poodle. :) You're gonna be such a good teacher.

Today's word is "zenup." Remember the Odd Todd website? Zenup reminds me of Elf Up. Ee-yellfupp!

I'm slightly delirious right now because I think I've had about 45 minutes of sleep in the past three days.

 
At 9/28/2006 7:11 PM, Blogger honeykbee's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

Man do I love me some OddTodd! Zenup, gorgeous, zenup indeed.

Hmmm...zenup. That could so be a sedative.

 
At 9/29/2006 10:36 PM, Blogger Beakerz's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

Fuck her. You're so almost gone anyway.

You keep on doin' what you do and it'll work itself out. You'll see.

Meanwhile, is K loopy on Flexril in her response here?

oh oh ...amanda. gotcha

 

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