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Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Strange World

It's a strange world that we live in, when, while sitting in a corner pub in Shadyside, I spot this thing. Focus your attention to the blurry fro-d white boy in the center of the picture. You can't see it in the picture, so let me give you a clearer picture of this image. He had a face like Napoleon Dynamite, a red white-boy fro, a skin-tight camo t-shirt clinging to his lanky fram, and floods. But wait, it gets worse...around his neck was a little string that proudly held up a fake patch of black fur like he was Austin Powers.

I think we've all gone crazy lately. . .

On Sunday, while driving through another end of town, I spotted someone driving a Cooper Mini like a maniac...well, a very slow maniac. I then thought, "that's odd..usually people who drive Mini's are either young hip white people, or old white people who think they are hip. Or maybe it was that had broken their hip? I get them confused.

Anywho, upon closer inspection, I saw the union jack was on the top and mirrors (as you can see here). So then I thought, this has to also be pretentious hipster who is probably on their cell phone (that would explain the erratic driving.) But, nope. I was wrong. It was just some asian-american woman.

Something about the people I see in my daily life reminds me of one of my favorite books from my childhood -- Wacky Wednesday


At 9/19/2006 9:37 PM, Blogger honeykbee's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

Something about the people you see in your daily life reminds me of Freaks and Geeks!

At 9/20/2006 11:20 AM, Anonymous jiggabeandc's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

What "pub" was that in Shadyside? certain it was a law student!

The Union Jack minis are an option you can get on them They're wildly popular down here. Except the French hate them. Oh and bunnies hate them too.

I hate bunnies.


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