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Sunday, January 20, 2008

Safe Txt

Happy Sunday!

Nothing of note to post, so I thought I'd throw in some of my favorite txt messages and IMs from the past few weeks:
  • Passenger Din Gong if you are on the aircraft please press your call button. Din Gong, your call button" (I still think I have you beat with my "Kitten Pantera, please pick up the nearest courtesy phone. Kitten Pantera" [overheard in Atlanta])
  • i have a boy who's going to dress as sanjaya and do a little dance with some clippy clothespins on his nipples and scrotum(ew)
  • i'm revoking your gay card (note from author: I've had my gay card revoked more times than Paris Hilton's driver's license, so I'm not concerned)
  • he'll be like "oh, so you who i don't know, has a friend, that would do me. great"(makes sense to me)
  • theres only so much running one can do to Fat Bottom Girls before one bursts into tears
Yeah, that about does it... Oh wait, forgot...

"nnnch nnnch nnnch"

which makes me think of one of my favorite commercials of all time:

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At 1/23/2008 1:11 PM, Blogger honeykbee's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

nnnch nnnch nnnch!!



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