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Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Vacay Planning

So this year, we're having a bit of trouble planning our vacation. If you were around for it, Last Year was a blast. We had a friend to visit who was able to point us to various fun places.

This year, we're looking to Florida for fun, but it's kind of like pin the hotel on the beachfront. Granted, the state looks like a penis, that's not the reason we're going. I really just want some sun in my face, cool breeze on my skin, and sand in my ass-crack.

So, Florida, right? Well, it's a BIG f'ing state and there are a LOT of beaches. So how to narrow it down? Well, I want blue water (I used to live on the Atlantic, and don't want that stinky brown shit). I want fun mixed with relaxation. That leaves us with about half of the state.

So far, I'm narrowing in on the area between St. Pete's and Clearwater. I have NO clue what to do once we get there. I'd like to do some sight-seeing, swimming, drinking, eating, maybe play with dolphins or manatees, and take in some local flavor (keep your minds out of the gutter...it's already occupied by mine.)

Any suggestions? Recommendations? References? Smart-ass remarks?

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3 Comments:

At 4/02/2008 2:21 AM, Blogger naechstehaltestelle's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

Is Miami an option? It sounds like such a cool place on CSI: Miami. Except for the Cuban mobsters and dead bodies everywhere. And David Caruso....*shiver*

 
At 4/02/2008 11:10 AM, Blogger honeykbee's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

I've never seen blue water in Florida and not for one split second do I believe that you're not going there because of its' shape.

 
At 4/02/2008 9:22 PM, Blogger Brenna & Lindsay's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

I've been to quite a few places in South Florida, but if you want clear, blue water, I wouldn't recommend the Gulf side. The best water I've ever seen in Florida, personally, has been when we've gone to Boca Raton, Palm Beach or Ft. Lauderdale. My husband and I love Key West, but that's not really a "beach" town, we'd just fry ourselves by the pool all day and then go bar-hopping at night. Good luck! By the way, thanks for the comment on our blog! :)

 

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