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Thursday, May 3, 2007

Butt Cherry

...or What the fuck man?

So I was sent this link which I thought I would share. At first glance, I thought "wow, cool product," but then I read more...

Cherry Flavored

Um.. WHAT???

I understand flavored lube, that's actually a cool product. But cherry-flavored numbing butt lube? Am I the only one that sees a slight problem with this?

So you are trying to get your partner all aroused and "receptive," you start by playing around down there. You use your fingers, tongue, whatever, but then you add some numbing lube. That's cool, but why would you want to taste that? Seriously. Do you want to spend the rest of the night talking like Barbara Walters? Are you trying to combat sensitive teeth at the same time?

Something is seriously wrong with the thought process involved in the design of this product.

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7 Comments:

At 5/03/2007 8:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

Thanks for your comment today:):)

Doc. Feel QC

 
At 5/04/2007 8:53 AM, Blogger Beakerz's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

uh.......

 
At 5/04/2007 12:29 PM, Blogger honeykbee's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

Anal Eaze.. brought to you in part by the makers of Anbesol! Now even those with severe cankersores can get their ass on!

 
At 5/04/2007 12:36 PM, Blogger honeykbee's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

wake up the next morning and one of you cant walk but farts fruit and the other can't form a sentence

 
At 5/04/2007 12:36 PM, Blogger honeykbee's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

...I could go on all day...

 
At 5/06/2007 3:01 AM, Blogger Beakerz's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

get their ass on. excellent. lol!

 
At 5/07/2007 9:19 AM, Blogger mineIsay's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

really? no "you bet your sweet asspercreme jokes" Catch up, people.

In my experience, all those cherry flavored products are pretty tongue numbing. Tho, some people may need a little more incentive to chow down on ass than others, ya know?

 

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