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Monday, May 7, 2007

More Proof

...or So What If I'm a Dork?

I just got my new license plate today, and have to admit that I'm really pushing the line between "Dork" and "Not Allowed Out Without Chaperone." Yes, I am one of THOSE people now. The ones who proudly pronounce to the world, "Yes I got my degree, and somehow managed to get suckered into giving more money to the Alumni Foundation."

But I don't just give them money any time they ask. I only give when they give back ... to me that is: a license plate, a diploma frame, a Bobby Mo t-shirt... You see, I'm selfish. I'm not going to give so that some poor child has a chance at a scholarship...hell, no one gave me a scholarship! I had to figure out a way to pay my own damn way through school. I'm also not going to give so that they can build a new football stadium that I will never sit in. I'm especially not going to give so that they can put new paper toilet seat cover dispensers in the ladies loo (because I obviously won't utilize those either...at least I hope it's obvious).

Anywho, so I'm done for now. Unless they are going to name a building, room, or bench after me, the well has run dry.

P.S. That isn't my license plate number...it's the sample one from the RMU site. So don't even think of stalking me.

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2 Comments:

At 5/08/2007 2:01 PM, Blogger honeykbee's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

Kinda bummed that I won't be seeing the ScottPatrick honorarium toilet seat covers any time soon.

 
At 5/09/2007 11:04 PM, Blogger Beakerz's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

I'm sure there are more ridiculous things you could have gotten ;)

 

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