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Thursday, May 8, 2008

as if

So there was just a commercial on for some debit card or something where these people are at a theater. They are purchasing tickets and the movie is supposed to start at 9. They look up at a clock that says 8:59, and then everyone frantically runs through the place trying to get their 10$ hotdogs and 20$ snowcaps. Then as the clock hits 9, they are flying into the theater doors.

Ok, so I'd like to know in what land of make-believe does a movie start on time? You KNOW there's going to be 4 commercials (including one for the marines), 5 previews, and some cutesy skit about turning off your cell phone.

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1 Comments:

At 5/08/2008 10:02 PM, Blogger honeykbee's whiny, bitch-ass comment is...

They've got at least 15 minutes to get to their seats, and another 15 before the last hold out hangs up their cellphone.

 

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